A humorous take on the appalling decadence of the pre-historic period.
Back then, if you were a tribal chief, you could walk around with nothing on, have several wives, and exchange them for goats. Back then, if you were a kid, you could throw rhino dung at other kids, sleep with cuddly animals (real ones), love and care for them, and then cook them on a spit till they were done. Back then, if you only had two legs, you could get eaten alive by a saber-toothed tiger or trampled to death by a herd of mammoth.
Ah, those were the days! In fact, life was a whole lot more fun… back then.
